i took a shower and my hair was greasier after and i was like "shiit mannnn"
i sat on my bed and took pictures of myself. why? that's a question for another day
i got money in the bank
today was a gloomy day in wisconsin
boys doing work. lolz. i know i know.
in this little town i considered going to the fine establishment of burger king
but i changed my mind and went to le walgreens. i added the le because it makes it more fancy and mexican
i found every fucking kind of pringles BUT the pringles selects. wtf walgreens? i was about to take back the 'le'
i took this picture for my girlfriend
then i looked up at the top and found the pringles selects. i basically won the lottery
then i realized i was going to need to conqour my thirst
but it was hard pickin
finally i chose strawberry lemonade. it tasted like plastic.
i also bought some strawberry straws on the way out. they are mad cool. for realz.
here is me with the pringles selects
this is me being cool in the mirror
look here is me drinking from the strawberry straw
here is me drinking from the strawberry straw surrounded by little kids
here is the ugly broke down car getting towed away
this is when i picked my dog up. she was so sad. i bet she thought i abandoned her. i would never do that. i love her. she is the best. she is ace.
she got a hair cut and her nails trimmed.
i went to the mall and tried on dresses
i've come to the conclusion i want to get married in a dress this style because i looked damn good in it. for realz. my mom was amazed. my brother was speechless. some random customer stopped me when i was walking in the dressing room to tell me how good i looked. thats ace in my opinion.
i tried on this one and it looked like shit. no compliments for this dress. fuck this dress.
then we got lost so my mommy talked to the police
look at my dog she is beautiful she could be a dog model
we went to the lake it was pretty
like i said, D-O-G M-O-D-E-L
the coolest kids play coaches pitch
i got my hizzair cizzut
i also took pictures with the tampon machine
please ignore the redness and bloatedness of my face i might be developing a case of aids